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I bought the flying saucer off the Presley estate.
We're bad, we're nationwide.
Top coat, top hat, I don't worry cause my wallets fat. Black shades, white gloves, looking sharp and looking for love.
Thunderbird wine's the only way to go.
She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys.
Driving down the highway at night when you feel that Wild Turkey's bite, don't give Johnny Walker a ride.
She had a west coast strut that was sweet as molasses, but what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses.
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe.
I spot a little thing and I follow her all night, in a funky pair of Levis and her sweater kind of tight.
I should have known better than to fool with a whiskey'n Mama.
Every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man.
My Francine just turned thirteen, she's my angelic teenage queen. And I love her, she's all that I want.
Bring your girlfriends with you, but how can one be so thoughtless to try and handle less than two?
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