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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK, the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Ozzy Osbourne
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The best way to wake yourself is to brew a pot of fresh coffee, then run it through the machine a second time using the old grounds. While youre doing that, make an espresso then add that to a mug of the double-brewed coffee. In my house, we call it a red-eye. Drink one first thing Monday morning and youll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the rest of the week.
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I firmly believe that the only time youll ever get any peace from down below is when youre in the ground. Im almost 62 and I still love a good old game of Wheres the Salami? Getting anyone to play it with me is a different matter.
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang, as well as acted.
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I've been trying to stay sober for 22 years. Some days are bad and some days are great. I get up every day and I pray, 'Don't let me drink today.' I don't like it, but I accept the fact that I can't drink. It's hard, especially at Christmas. But all I know is I'm a very, very lucky man to still be alive and I appreciate that.
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I love you all, but you're all fu..ing mad!
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Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing
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I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy Rhoads from getting on that plane.
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