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If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'
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