Let's Make A Law That Gay People Can Have Birthdays, But Straight People Get More Cake - You Know, To Send The Right Message To Kids. - SearchQuotes

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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

Bill Maher

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