One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning, and a lightning bolt hits the tip of my pen.. the voice of Morgan Freeman says SON! You' plugged her good last night , now go home and block her on facebook before she inboxes you and annoys the fu.. out of you..
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