Pony I'm just a bachelor I'm looking for a partner Someone who knows how to ride Without even falling off Gotta be compatible Takes me to my limits Girl when I break you off I promise that you won't want to get off [Chorus:] If you're horny, let's do it Ride it, my pony My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it If you're horny, let's do it Ride it, my pony My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it Sitting here flossing Peeping your steelo Just once if I have the chance The things I will do to you You and your body Every single portion Send chills up and down your spine Juices flowing down your thigh [Chorus] If we're gonna get nasty, baby First we'll show and tell Till I reach your ponytail Lurk all over and through you baby Until we reach the stream You'll be on my jockey team [Chorus] [repeats and ends] (ride it) (my saddle's)