SELFIE When Jason was at the table I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? Because he was totally texting me all night last night and I don't know if it's a booty call or not So... like what do you think? Did you think that girl was pretty? How did that girl even get in here? Do you see her? She's so short and that dress is so tacky Who wears Cheetah? It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness? After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? I really need one But first, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE [Beat drops] Can you guys help me pick a filter? I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia I wanna look tan What should my caption be? I want it to be clever How about Livin' with my bi...es, hash tag LIVE I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes Do you think I should take it down? LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE [Beat drops] Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie What a creep Is that guy sleeping over there? Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on That's so ratchet That girl is such a fake model She definitely bought all her Instagram followers Who goes out on Mondays? OK, let's go take some shots Oh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw up Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine Let's go dance There's no vodka at this table Do you know anyone else here? Oh my god, Jason just texted me Should I go home with him? I guess I took a good selfie Selfie [on repeat] LET ME TAKE A SELFIE