There Was A Man From Peru, Who Fell Asleep In His Canoe. He Was Dreaming Of Venus Holding His Pen.. And He Woke Up With A Handful Of Goo. - SearchQuotes

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There was a man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe. He was dreaming of Venus holding his pen.. and he woke up with a handful of goo.

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