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This isn't that homemade stuff...that love mayonnaise.
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
I feel like my eyes have gonorreah!!!
Hit him in the ding ding!
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
Hey, is my ass burning?
Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.
People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.
People go to car races to watch the crashes.
I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy.
Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head.
Dont Judge Me
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