You Have Two Choices In Life: You Can Stay Single And Be Miserable, Or Get Married And Wish You Were Dead. - SearchQuotes

About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap

Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us

Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest

Close

Submit Quote

Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes

Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics

Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors

Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures

You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

Nikhil Saluja

79 Likes

GreenMonk

Funny Marriage quotes

79 Comments

RELATED QUOTES

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

5 Likes

Sponsored Links

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

4 Likes

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

18 Likes

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

8 Likes

I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think you can't ever get enough of and, if it's done well, it's great. When it's bad, it's horrible.

4 Likes

Sponsored Links

I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think you can't ever get enough of and, if it's done well, it's great. When it's bad, it's horrible.

3 Likes

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

10 Likes

Sense Of Humor quotes

In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets; you may not find something to laugh about immediately.

6 Likes

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

10 Likes

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

Malcolm Muggeridge

5 Likes

Sponsored Links

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

3 Likes

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

4 Likes

ABOUT

Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us

OUR GOAL

Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.

© 2024 SearchQuotes™