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I want my tombstone to read YOU ARE HERE with a red arrow pointing down.
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Your anger issues really flourish when you're hungry.
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Get to know someone before judging them. It's much easier to judge once you have more information.
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No babies on this plane. I don't want to be the one crying & puking for the entire duration of the flight but someone has to do it.
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I blame Beauty and the Beast for giving ugly kids confidence & tricking them into thinking that beauty is found on the inside.
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I blame Beauty and the Beast for giving ugly kids confidence & tricking them into thinking that beauty is found on the inside.
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My personal trainer told me to listen to my body while working out so I left the gym & went to get some doughnuts.
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You don't know this but the regret you feel after doing something is your body's way of saying you should definitely do that again!
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When a human being trips I laugh at them. When I drop my phone my heart skips a beat. That sums up everything you need to know about me.
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Laughter is the second best medicine. Setting things on fire is first.
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If it wasn't for my excitement to hate someone new I wouldn't leave my bed in the morning.
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Was trying to count sheep to help me sleep but I don't think I'll be able to sleep anymore after being chased by a farmer with his shotgun.
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Apparently kicking my friend in the chest & yelling THIS IS SPARTA! is not an appropriate response to what do you feel like doing now?
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Looking for soulmate. Description: Smart, funny, good-looking & loves to battle with lightsaber swords while making sound effects.
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Did you just cut your hair? he asked, so I pulled out my axe & chopped off his arm & asked Did you just cut your arm?
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Stop checking your phone nobody loves you! - me at the cinema to anyone checking their phone
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I hate when people assume I'm crazy & delusional rather than brave when I'm out fighting crime in my Superman costume.
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I'm a black belt in making phone calls as short as possible.
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People who leave voicemails are the worst fucking scumbags on earth.
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Detours are just cockblockers for cars.
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