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Chappelle Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Chappelle" sorted by relevance. 54 matching entries found.
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It's Friday bi...es! Lets Get fu..ed Up!
Dave Chappelle
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Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fu.. are you doing up. The baby said I'm sellin weed ni....
Dave Chappelle
15 Likes
Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.
Dave Chappelle
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I would go to work on the show and I felt awful everyday, that's not the way it was. I felt like some kind of prostitute or something. If I feel so bad, why keep on showing up to this place? I'm going to Africa. The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
Dave Chappelle
11 Likes
I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain to him that it was a bad idea but all that came out was well ni... sometimes you gotta race, I don't know.
Dave Chappelle
18 Likes
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Hey, ni...s! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, ni...! Woogie boogie!
Dave Chappelle
28 Likes
I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
Dave Chappelle
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Terrorists don't take black hostages. That's the truth. I have yet to see one of us on the news reading a hostage letter. Like, 'Uh...they is treatin us good. Uh we are chillin and shit. I'd like to give a shout out to Ray-Ray an Big Steve and uh, send some Newports!'
Dave Chappelle
27 Likes
They got a character on there named Oscar, they treat this guy like shit the entire show. They judge him right in his face, "Oscar you are so mean! Isn't he kids?", "Yeah Oscar! Your a grouch!", its like "bi...! I LIVE IN A fu..ING TRASHCAN!
Dave Chappelle
50 Likes
Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!
Dave Chappelle
27 Likes
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Good motherfu..ing choice, motherfu..er! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fu..ing fat girls in no time! You might even fight a ni... or two! Mmmm-mmm, bi...!
Dave Chappelle
30 Likes
New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.
Dave Chappelle
11 Likes
Skeet Skeet Skeet!
Dave Chappelle
15 Likes
pi.ps see the wings on the underground king. Who's also Klingon To infinity and beyond. Something really stinks, but I Sphinx like Leon, Or lion in the desert I'm flying on pegasus you're flying on the pheasant. Rider of the white powder, picker of the fire flowers, spit hot fire like Dylon on Chappelle's skit Yeah, smell it on my unicorn, snort the white horse, but toot my own horn.
Lupe Fiasco
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