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Wanna Hear A Joke About Corn Quotes & Sayings
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Don't you dare tell me we gotta let it go...We been on top for too long just to let it go under. I don't wanna hear that. I just can't hear that.
Danity Kane
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Its not nice to make a joke about someone, just because you wanna laugh with your friends.
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Seeing couples happy makes you wanna be in a relationship but than again its just a joke for people to play with someones heart.
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If I hear another pancake joke I'm gonna flip.
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I have a corn creamer that I love. It extracts pulp and juice from kernels, and I simmer that down into a creamed corn that has an almost mashed potato-like consistency. I add butter and hit it with chopped fresh chives at the end for an accent of color.
Nick Offerman
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey.
Luke Bryan
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Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
Mike Wilmot
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I don't wanna go to sleep. I wanna stay up all night. I wanna just screw around...I don't wanna think about, what's gonna be after this. I wanna just live right now.
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I wanna be thin so badly. I wanna feel good about myself. I wanna be one of those athletic girls. I wanna feel beautiful. I just wanna be happy...
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Everybody has theyre own audience you know what Im saying. I write rhymes and make music for the people that I fell wanna hear my music. They write rhymes and make music for the people they feel wanna hear theyre music.
Bun B
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With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.
Tim Vine
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You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it. Something like my sound, I wanna pump it. Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it and something like my bank account I wanna spend it, baby.
R Kelly
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I wanna stroke you up, I wanna lick you down, I wanna give it to you, I wanna make you shout.
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There is abundant proof that the opening of our ports always tends to raise the price of foreign corn to the price in the English market, and not to sink the price of British corn to the price in the continental market.
Joseph Hume
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In corn, I think I've found the key to the American food chain. If you look at a fast-food meal, a McDonald's meal, virtually all the carbon in it - and what we eat is mostly carbon - comes from corn.
Michael Pollan
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In addition to contributing to erosion, pollution, food poisoning, and the dead zone, corn requires huge amounts of fossil fuel - it takes a half gallon of fossil fuel to produce a bushel of corn.
Michael Pollan
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all I wanna hear is the message beep.
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I'll try to stop time for ever, never wanna hear you say goodbye
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