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Someone said to me 'You're too pretty to be single.' I said no, I'm to pretty to be lied to, cheated on, and played with.
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I haven't had sex in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. -
Boy: "Wanna see a magic trick?" "Sure!" Boy: "POOF! Hey, you're single." Boy: "Wanna hear a joke?" Girl: "Sure?" Boy: "Our Relationship..."
I asked my boyfriend if he already knows what he's going to be for Halloween. He replied: "Single."
Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single."
Reason why I'm single 1) I can't date myself 2) I can't date my celebrity crush 3) I can't date food 4) I can't date the internet.
Never take relationship advice from single friends...
All those tears I cried over you were enough to make a pool, I hope you damn drown in that pool
The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight".
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
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