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420 Facebook Status Quotes About Weed

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56 420 Facebook Status quotes tagged with Weed.

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Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good.

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This 4/20, good luck blaming your bloodshot eyes on allergy season.

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I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment.

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Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20.

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I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid.

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Keep calm and pass the weed on.

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As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!

As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!

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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey

I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey

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Happy 420, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side.

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I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty

I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty

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Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey

Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey

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Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that.

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I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins

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I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!

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Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!

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There is a chemical in weed called

There is a chemical in weed called "fu.. it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.

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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

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How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.

How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.

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Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying.

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When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to the trees.

Bone Thugs N Harmony

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