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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.
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There should be a 'Thats what she said' button on Facebook.
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Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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