Facebook Status Quotes about Marriage


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Suggest Revision: In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?'
 
Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.
 
A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!
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Suggest Revision: A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!
 
A man yells at his wife
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Suggest Revision: A man yells at his wife
 
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Marriage is the formal union of a man and a woman, in which they become husband and wife. It is an institution which acknowledges or accepts relationship between people who get quite intimate and close to each other. Marriages get solemnised through a wedding ceremony or matrimony. When you get married to someone, you make a public declaration of commitment to that person. Marriages can survive the test of time and stretch to eternity if there is great faith, trust and understanding between the married couple. Dissolution of marriage is also allowed by certain cultures. This dissolution is known as a divorce which required settlement between the male and the female who decide to call it quits and part ways. Enid Bagnold had once remarked, “In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.”
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