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Funny Quotes About Coffee
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12 Funny quotes tagged with Coffee.
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Thanks for trying to explain why iced coffee is more expensive.
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Sorry Starbucks overcharged you for overpriced coffee beans.
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All I've had for breakfast is coffee and Plan B.
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I use the free Wi-Fi at Starbucks to complain to Starbucks about how slow their free Wi-Fi is.
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Coffee enhances my social phobias.
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If we had sex, I'd buy you a coffee the next morning if the line wasn't too long at Starbucks.
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I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed.
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Let's tell people we voted because of the worldwide financial meltdown rather than the free cup of Starbucks coffee.
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My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where my coworkers don't talk to me while I drink it.
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Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.
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According to Wikipedia, the longer your Starbuck's drink order, the less of a man you are.
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Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
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