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Funny Quotes About Movies

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Things people say when a movie finishes in the theaters: 5% Awesome movie. 5% that was great acting. 90% I gotta pee!

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Final Destination 5...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of 'Final'.

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Please suggest a movie for us to see so that I can find out if you have terrible taste.

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I wish I could transform into someone who didn't see Transformers 3.

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Let's rejoice that the herculean task of trying to ignore Harry Potter is almost over.

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Let's see a 3-D movie about piranhas that feed on D-list actors.

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You'll like Inception if you like movies about characters trying to explain what Inception is about.

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The closest I'll get to winning the Hunger Games is when I spot the last donut in the office kitchen.

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I wish America was doing half as well as Captain America.

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Juno showed me that speaking in cute lingo can negate the horrifying chaos of an unwanted pregnancy.

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Let's go see a movie about a teenage girl's decision between necrophilia and bestiality.

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I hope my unrelenting excitement over Magic Mike doesn't make you feel like you've failed to fulfill all of my sexual desires.

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I wish the cast of Twilight had to fight in the Hunger Games.

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Promise me no matter how depressing our love lives get, we'll never give up watching romantic comedies that make us feel even worse.

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May you not be slaughtered by teenagers while fighting for a good seat at The Hunger Games

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Twilight showed me it's okay to date underage girls if you're a 107-year-old vampire.

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May your vibrator be fully charged upon your arrival home from seeing Magic Mike.

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Watching a gorgeous vampire and buff werewolf battle for a girl's love is the perfect distraction from my inability to meet a semi-datable human.

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Let's pretend there's nothing alarming about a tween fantasy movie causing cougars to fantasize about statutory rape.

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The only high-tech, battery-powered superhero I'm interested in this weekend is the one in my nightstand.

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