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Total quotes: 14
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Funny
Broken Heart
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A blond goes to a store and asks the cashier, can I buy that TV? no. why not? because your blond. seriously why not? because its a MICROWAVE!!
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Be WARNED... my TELL ALL Button is located right beside my GO AHEAD & PISS ME OFF BUTTON So if U & your secrets feel lucky, by all means, START PUSHING!
Iris Thomas
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Today Rawr does not mean I love you in Dinosaur, Today It means Back the Hell up.
Iris Thomas
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Never underestimate me & mistake my silence as my surrender...That is just the sound of me RELOADING
Iris Thomas
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I am locking myself in my room, really it is for your own safety...
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Don't call me an alcoholic, they drink everyday, I drink every night, I am a PROFESSIONAL!!! GET IT RIGHT!!
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Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in.
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Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu!
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Looks like Facebook and myspace got divorced but Facebook got the all the kids :)
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One day a girl looked at my boyfriend.... she was like... oh eye candy! I looked at her like she was prey... sorry candy shop's closed...
Iris Thomas
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If you and i, were in a life or death situation. The gun were to be pointed at you. I already know what you would say. Shoot her and not me, remember when I told you I would take a bullet for you? that was when I thought you loved me. When I said I loved you. Look who's holding the gun. I'm not going to kill you, but I don't have to save you either...
Iris Thomas
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If I did live like there's no tomorrow I'd be in jail. Now your laughing because you think it's funny. I'm laughing because you think I'm joking.
Iris Thomas
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Please stop looking for new reasons to hurt me. Because in the end all your hard work will perish, all that will be left is the broken plan you first started out with. Guess what, I won't be the one hurt. But I know who will..
Iris Thomas
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Every word you spoke to me. I just want you to know, they hurt me at one point in time. But now they only make me stronger. So remember that the next time you open your mouth to say I never mattered... Because if I didn't, why are you still talking to me like I did? like I still do.
Iris Thomas
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