Damon Wayans Quotes & Sayings

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I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I've seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal. I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming.

You'd better not kill me, man, I've got shit to do tomorrow!

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You can't stop fucking me over, can you?

You know, you got 5 minutes off, slip into one of the rooms, pull down your lil' panty's wack it.

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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