It Was Revealed This Week That Harrison Ford Is Engaged To His Longtime Girlfriend Calista Flockhart. Unfortunately, The News Came To Light In The Final Paragraph Of Chewbacca's Suicide Note. - SearchQuotes

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It was revealed this week that Harrison Ford is engaged to his longtime girlfriend Calista Flockhart. Unfortunately, the news came to light in the final paragraph of Chewbacca's suicide note.

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