Lots Of People Who Complained About Us Receiving The MBE Received Theirs For Heroism In The War - For Killing People. We Received Ours For Entertaining Other People. I'd Say We Deserve Ours More. - SearchQuotes

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Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more.

Joseph Heller

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