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Joseph Heller Quotes & Sayings

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33 entries tagged including 19 subtopics.
Last updated Sep 2023

Joseph Heller Topics

Success
Destiny
Bitterness
Writing
Writers
Literature
Giving
Luck
Military
Parents
Decision
Choice
Enemies
Zeal
Laughter
Government
Failure
Envy

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There is no disappointment so numbing...as someone no better than you achieving more.

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Bitterness quotes

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Every writer I know has trouble writing.

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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

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Literature quotes

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them

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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

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Military quotes

Decision quotes

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, Who has?

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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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Rise above principle and do what's right.

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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

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Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more.

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I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.

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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.

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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.

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