Well, I'm Gettin' Something Really Special Too. And By Special I Don't Mean Special Like That Kleinaman Boy Down The Street. More Special Like... Like Special K, The Cereal. Hey, What Do They Do With The Regular K? And For That Matter, What Ever Happend To K. Ballard? You Know, If You Said Mallard And You Had A Cold, It Would Sound Like Ballard.

Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.

Peter Griffin

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Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

Peter Griffin

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I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.

Peter Griffin

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Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

Peter Griffin

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If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.

Peter Griffin

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I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life...I woke several hours later in a daze.

Peter Griffin

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