I'm Afraid I Have Some Very Bad News, Your Wife's Gonna Be A Vegetable. You're Gonna Have To Bathe Her, Feed Her, And Care For Her For The Rest Of Your Life.

I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.

Peter Griffin

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Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

Peter Griffin

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If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.

Peter Griffin

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I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life...I woke several hours later in a daze.

Peter Griffin

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Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did. Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.

Peter Griffin

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