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Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
Will Ferrell
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Friends are like underwear .... Some crawl up your ass... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are cheap and just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your a.. when u need them too.
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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."
The Maugles
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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
CS Lewis
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Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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Everyone should have at least two friends - one to talk to and one to talk about.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain
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My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
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We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
Benjamin Franklin
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A true friend stabs you in the front.
Oscar Wilde
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Your friend is the man who knows you and still likes you.
Elbert Hubbard
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An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Jim Hayes
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The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Ether Barrymore
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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Money cant buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
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Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
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