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Bart Simpson Quotes & Sayings
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31 entries tagged including 5 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Bart Simpson Topics
Being A Good Person
Christmas
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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ
Bart Simpson
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I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.
Bart Simpson
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Aye Carumba!
Bart Simpson
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I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!
Bart Simpson
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I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
Bart Simpson
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I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Bart Simpson
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa
Bart Simpson
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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Bart Simpson
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Being A Good Person quotes
I cannot promise I'll try, but I'll try to try.
Bart Simpson
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Eat my shorts!!
Bart Simpson
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What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
Bart Simpson
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You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do: smoke a cigarette, use a fake ID, shave a swear word in my hair.
Bart Simpson
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I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
Bart Simpson
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The principal said potty!
Bart Simpson
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!
Bart Simpson
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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
Bart Simpson
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Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya.
Bart Simpson
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Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
Bart Simpson
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Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!
Bart Simpson
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God Schmod, I want my Monkey man.
Bart Simpson
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