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Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya.
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!
The principal said potty!
I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!
Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.
Bart no like, bad medicine.
Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?
Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.
Eat my shorts!!
Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.
God Schmod, I want my Monkey man.
I cannot promise I'll try, but I'll try to try.
I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
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