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David Sedaris Quotes & Sayings
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61 entries tagged including 4 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
David Sedaris Topics
Computers
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If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve.
David Sedaris
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I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.
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I think it's important to take chances.
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I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it okay to cry.
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I like listening to books as well, as that way you can iron at the same time.
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My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her.
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If I'm riding my bike I just replay the same scenarios over and over in my head, like I haven't had a new mental adventure since high school. So that's what I like about books on tape, so my mind can't wander anywhere.
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I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter.
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I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended.
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I sometimes read books on my iPad.
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I love 'Glee.'
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I like books on tape, and will listen to just about anything.
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I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books.
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I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry.
David Sedaris
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I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.
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Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie.
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I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.
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I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.
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I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine.
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I don't think my life is more interesting than anybody else's.
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