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Garrison Keillor Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2024
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Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists in the room will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.
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Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might frighten you. Parents should sit tall in the saddle and look upon their troops with a noble and benevolent and extremely nearsighted gaze.
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That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.
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Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.
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You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion
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Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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