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Joe Rogan Quotes & Sayings
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31 entries tagged including 4 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
Joe Rogan
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When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
Joe Rogan
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To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
Joe Rogan
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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
Joe Rogan
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
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The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
Joe Rogan
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
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People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
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People for the most part can smell lies.
Joe Rogan
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
Joe Rogan
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
Joe Rogan
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
Joe Rogan
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It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.
Joe Rogan
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
Joe Rogan
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If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.
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I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.
Joe Rogan
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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
Joe Rogan
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I talk so much about s.. that girls just want to meet me.
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