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Ricky Gervais Quotes & Sayings
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31 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Ricky Gervais Topics
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I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.
Ricky Gervais
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When a crab's pissed it walks forward.
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I don't know. I suppose I grew up wishing I was an American Jew for the comedy and the one-liners. 'The Sunshine Boys' is one of my favorite films And maybe a bit of liberation, knowing that if I said it in American people would know what I meant. So I was trying on my language skills.
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The grass isn't always greener on the other side!
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I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or s..y, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that's fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it's a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don't find each other funny, there's a fundamental problem.
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She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.
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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
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There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.
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The grass isn't always greener on the other side!
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Where there's a will - there's a relative!
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Why by a book when you can join a library.
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
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People see me in the suit and they know I'm not fooling anyone, they know I'm rock and roll through and through.
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A friend first, and a boss second, entertainer third.
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The A-list celebrities were always going to be the icing on the cake. It's always been more of an ensemble piece.
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Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.
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You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, 'I did that.'
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I'm not from these parts. I'm from a little place called England, we used to run the world before you lot.
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There's a story going round that I injected my pet dog with botox. I didn't. I haven't got a dog. I would never do anything to hurt or enhance the unconditional natural beauty of an animal. It was a joke.
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Oscars isn't about comedy. It's about a bunch of people turning up to see if they have won an award. It's a historic, stuffy thing and I would want to have fun with it and I don't think they would want me to do that. I wouldn't be allowed to do what I wanted and it would be no fun for me reading from an autocue. I'd want to do it my way.
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