There's A Story Going Round That I Injected My Pet Dog With Botox. I Didn't. I Haven't Got A Dog. I Would Never Do Anything To Hurt Or Enhance The Unconditional Natural Beauty Of An Animal. It Was A Joke. - SearchQuotes

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There's a story going round that I injected my pet dog with botox. I didn't. I haven't got a dog. I would never do anything to hurt or enhance the unconditional natural beauty of an animal. It was a joke.

Ricky Gervais

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