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A Giraffe Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "A Giraffe" sorted by relevance. 19 matching entries found.
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I know it sounds weird, but I just have a thing for giraffes. I got to wondering if you could own a giraffe and if so, how much would a giraffe cost?
Kellie Pickler
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I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
Sophia Loren
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Riding down the path on the back of a giraffe, me and the giraffe laughed cause I passed some gas.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked.
Joanna Lumley
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I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.
Richard Gere
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You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.
Ann Landers
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I'd be a giraffe. I'm long and skinny just like one of those gentle giants.
John O Callaghan
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If you walk like a newborn giraffe in heels ladies...Just don't wear them...Thank you.
Unknown
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I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
Bob Hope
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Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she's a giraffe.
Blair Waldorf
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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
Frank Zappa
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God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephantand the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
Pablo Picasso
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I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.
Unknown
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NASA space scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits.
Joanna Lumley
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It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet.
Joanna Lumley
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The Giraffe took the horse's head and led him along on the most level parts of the road towards the railway station, and two or three chaps went along to help get the sick man into the train.
Henry Lawson
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It's funny how after enough drinks a woman wearing high heels can turn into a baby giraffe that is learning how to walk.
Unknown
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God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying other things.
Pablo Picasso
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
Unknown
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