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Crotch Rockety Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Crotch Rockety" sorted by relevance. 9 matching entries found.
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When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch.
Ty Cobb
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I can do it like a brother, do it like a dude. Grab my crotch wear my hat low like you.
Jessie J
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When you're looking at nuclear Armageddon and global warming, a good crotch hit is like a cool breeze on a hot summer day.
Tom Bergeron
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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Jack Nicholson
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Its so obvious when people are texting in class, because no one just looks down at there crotch a smiles.
Unknown
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My pants in Star Wars were constantly splitting right up the crotch. I had to jump around and do all sorts of things, and the material tore very easily. If I bent my knees too far, I could hear the rip. That was always embarassing.
Hayden Christensen
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Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
Marsha Warfield
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When I saw Buddy Holly play in 1958, I was there looking for girls. At that age, you want to get laid. I saw this English rock singer, Billy Fury, and he was surrounded by all these chicks rubbing his crotch. I thought, "That's the fu..ing job for me!" I took a guitar to school and was immediately surrounded by women. I couldn't play it, but with all due respect, you do have to learn a couple of chords eventually. Not too many, though -- that can ruin you.
Motorhead
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What all the ads and all the whor..oscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your eyelashes, your armpits, your crotch, your stars, your scars, and your choice of Scotch in bars--you would meet a beautiful, powerful, potent, and rich man who would satisfy every longing, fill every hole, make your heart skip a beat (or stand still), make you misty, and fly you to the moon (preferably on gossamer wings), where you would live totally satisfied forever.
Erica Jong
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