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Dave Chappelle Quotes & Sayings
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51 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Dave Chappelle Topics
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You can become famous but you can't become unfamous.
Dave Chappelle
12 Likes
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I see that they put every black man in the movies in a dress at some point in his career.
Dave Chappelle
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Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.
Dave Chappelle
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I like that particular kind of attention. People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
Dave Chappelle
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There was something really serendipitous that was happening, with some kind of energy that things would ultimately just work out, sometimes better than when you plan.
Dave Chappelle
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I would go to work on the show and I felt awful everyday, that's not the way it was. I felt like some kind of prostitute or something. If I feel so bad, why keep on showing up to this place? I'm going to Africa. The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
Dave Chappelle
11 Likes
I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem.
Dave Chappelle
12 Likes
I figured, let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone, stop a speeding car by using my bare feet as brakes.
Dave Chappelle
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Terrorists don't take black hostages. That's the truth. I have yet to see one of us on the news reading a hostage letter. Like, 'Uh...they is treatin us good. Uh we are chillin and shit. I'd like to give a shout out to Ray-Ray an Big Steve and uh, send some Newports!'
Dave Chappelle
27 Likes
All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to likin chicken!
Dave Chappelle
12 Likes
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I was doing sketches that were funny, but socially irresponsible. It was encouraged.
Dave Chappelle
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interested in controlling you.
Dave Chappelle
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Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.
Dave Chappelle
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I was on vacation at Disney World, and everybody kept coming up to me and saying 'Hey, I'm Rick James, b*tch.' I was like, 'Could you not call me a b*tch in front of my kids?'
Dave Chappelle
13 Likes
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
Dave Chappelle
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
Dave Chappelle
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It's Friday bi...es! Lets Get fu..ed Up!
Dave Chappelle
123 Likes
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Man! fu.. that frog!
Dave Chappelle
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Skeet Skeet Skeet!
Dave Chappelle
15 Likes
Bi...es! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties!
Dave Chappelle
18 Likes
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