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Dave Chappelle Quotes & Sayings
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51 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Dave Chappelle Topics
Happy Friday
Funny Friday
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Good motherfu..ing choice, motherfu..er! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fu..ing fat girls in no time! You might even fight a ni... or two! Mmmm-mmm, bi...!
Dave Chappelle
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I'm Rick James, bi....
Dave Chappelle
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I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James?
Dave Chappelle
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Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man. Jackie Chan? That mother fu..er can't even speak English!
Dave Chappelle
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Fu.. Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!
Dave Chappelle
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Hey, ni...s! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, ni...! Woogie boogie!
Dave Chappelle
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What is wrong with me I just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
Dave Chappelle
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Get out of here cracky.
Dave Chappelle
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Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fu.. are you doing up. The baby said I'm sellin weed ni....
Dave Chappelle
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The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.
Dave Chappelle
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No one wants to get their a.. beat to a soundtrack.
Dave Chappelle
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I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain to him that it was a bad idea but all that came out was well ni... sometimes you gotta race, I don't know.
Dave Chappelle
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I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but I was smokin' a joint I really couldn't say shit to the guy.
Dave Chappelle
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Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious for safety, cuz when the shit goes down someone is gonna need to talk to the police.
Dave Chappelle
37 Likes
New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.
Dave Chappelle
11 Likes
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Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
Dave Chappelle
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Then Jasper said "Look here, ni..., if anyone's gonna have s.. with my sister, it's gonna be me."
Dave Chappelle
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
Dave Chappelle
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No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.
Dave Chappelle
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Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you." He goes, "fu.. you, ni.... I got kids to feed!"
Dave Chappelle
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