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I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.

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I'd be a giraffe. I'm long and skinny just like one of those gentle giants.

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I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.

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I know it sounds weird, but I just have a thing for giraffes. I got to wondering if you could own a giraffe and if so, how much would a giraffe cost?

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It's funny how after enough drinks a woman wearing high heels can turn into a baby giraffe that is learning how to walk.

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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

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If you walk like a newborn giraffe in heels ladies...Just don't wear them...Thank you.

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Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she's a giraffe.

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Riding down the path on the back of a giraffe, me and the giraffe laughed cause I passed some gas.

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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

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