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Take 2 Aspirin Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Take 2 Aspirin" sorted by relevance. 16 matching entries found.
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If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and Keep away from children.
George Sand
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George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.
Jim Frey
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Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.
Peter Tork
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Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
Katt Williams
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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore
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Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.
M F K Fisher
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You could tell I'm paper stackin, when you see my old school Chevy Capris Classic. Plus I got the speakers blastin, bangin, ride with me, you gon' need to bring some aspirin.
Short Dawg
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You could tell I'm paper stackin, when you see my old school Chevy Capris Classic. Plus I got the speakers blastin, bangin, ride with me, you gon' need to bring some aspirin.
Short Dawg
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I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.
Paul McCartney
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We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.
Gloria Estefan
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Many people pray as if God were a big aspirin pill; they come only when they hurt.
B Graham Dienert
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Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.
Gore Vidal
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
Hussein Nishah
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If men were equally at risk from this condition -- if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains -- then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a s..ually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.
Barbara Ehrenreich
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We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the city, in the stadium; they are a host of chemical machines who swallow the product of chemical factories, aspirin, preservatives, stimulant, relaxant, and breathe out their chemical wastes into a polluted air. The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again.
Norman Mailer
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