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Use The Atm Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Use The Atm" sorted by relevance. 12 matching entries found.
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When ATM machines came out and people were prosecuted for robbing ATM machines, I don't think anybody thought the banks were against technology because they didn't want their ATM machines lifted.
Hilary Rosen
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Congress is not an ATM.
Robert Byrd
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Problem with being short....Not pulling up close enough to ATM, the bank line, drive up anything really.
Unknown
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I'm sicker than S.A.R.S, higher than Mars & I treat my bi... like an ATM card.
Mac Dre
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I'm sicker than sars, higher than Mars and I treat my bi... like an ATM card.
Mac Dre
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Oh look an ATM! Ok here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.
Bill Burr
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Consider this: I can go to Antarctica and get cash from an ATM without a glitch, but should I fall ill during my travels, a hospital there could not access my medical records or know what medications I am on.
Nathan Deal
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If time is money, then ATM stands for A Time Machine.
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.
Hussein Nishah
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Let your faith in the Lord be like your ATM password. Keep it in memory even wen your account is empty.
Harold Tchaiso
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Folks can't carry around money in their pocket. They've got to go to an ATM machine, and they've got to pay a few dollars to get their own dollars out of the machine. Who ever thought you'd pay cash to get cash? That's where we've gotten to.
Bill Janklow
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