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Whale Sperm Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Whale Sperm" sorted by relevance. 51 matching entries found.
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Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. fu..ing whale sperm.
Snooki
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window.
Robert Schimmel
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.
Unknown
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Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
Emile M Cioran
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
Jethro Tull
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Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
Unknown
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I'll just be the whale in a bikini on spring break....
Unknown
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When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
Mitt Romney
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A douchebag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
Unknown
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
Unknown
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
Bjork
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A whale ship was my Yale College and my Harvard.
Herman Melville
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My commitment is to my kids and my mum and I'm having a whale of a time.
Carol Vorderman
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If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it.
William Jennings Bryan
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The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.
Bill Vaughan
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We knew that there was a certain kind of interest in Whale among a genre crowd.
Bill Condon
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I wanted to make connections between Whale's past and present.
Bill Condon
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There's no question that Whale's movies are classics. They were wonderful, and successful.
Bill Condon
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