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Wierd Al Yankovic Quotes & Sayings
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Im not perfect, I dont pretend to be. I dance wierd, I drop things, I knock stuff over, and I stumble a lot. But thats me, deal with it.
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I take pride in being original. Wierd, strange, & different, are all accepted as compliments.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
Weird Al Yankovic
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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
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I love Rocky Road.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
Weird Al Yankovic
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
Weird Al Yankovic
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Call me a slut, call me a whor... If you dont like me theres the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put this on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me miss I'm having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. Thats just me, so give me a break. Call me wierd, call me a geek, call me what you want. Im just that unique:)
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