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Dirty Quotes About Funny
11 Dirty quotes tagged with Funny.
Why is a penis the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it.
Why didnt the flasher retire? He decided to stick it out for one more year.
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
Whats a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
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