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George Burns Quotes & Sayings
40 entries tagged including 15 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2021
George Burns Topics
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
How can I die? I'm booked.
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
Fall Season quotes
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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