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George Burns Quotes & Sayings

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40 entries tagged including 15 subtopics.
Last updated Dec 2023

George Burns Topics

Success
Funny
Age
Death
Life
Drink
Happiness
Fitness
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Fall Season
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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.

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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

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It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

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If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

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I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

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I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

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I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.

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How can I die? I'm booked.

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How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

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Fall Season quotes

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

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