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Graduation Quotes About Funny
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34 Graduation quotes tagged with Funny.
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Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews.
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I always knew you'd barely graduate.
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Sorry you'll someday regret having too much or not enough fun in college.
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Congratulations on four years of successfully pretending your safety school was your first choice.
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Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life.
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I hope your fine arts degree taught you the fine art of being unemployable.
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Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's Facebook status updates.
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I'd like to apply for a refund on my college education
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Today marks the last day it's remotely appropriate for us to nail high school girls
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Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook.
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I truly believe your associate's degree will help you get a better sh..ty job.
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Just wanted to congratulate myself on sitting through your graduation ceremony.
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Good luck finding shameful entry-level employment.
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Graduation is when your summers of unpaid internships finally earn you a full-time unpaid internship.
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We got the same degree but since I have a penis I'll get paid more.
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A Bachelors degree is the new high school diploma.
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May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments.
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Congratulations on getting through college without getting pregnant.
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Congratulations on finally wearing a tassel on something other than your nipples.
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I can't wait to hear your name horribly mispronounced at graduation.
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