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Love is a complicated peice of machinery. Sometimes all you need is a good hammershot to fix it.
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When I was young I was afraid of dark, Now when I get my electricity bill I'm afraid of light.
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Life is nothing but whatever we do between the meals.
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According to the laws of probability, I have seen my neighbor's wife in panties.
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My Wife & me are either going to buy a dog or have a child. Actually we can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
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I bet the people who judge others are idiots.
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My greatest achievement is my huge failure.
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I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs.
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Women say porn sites portray an unrealistic image of their beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. And then they buy 12 inch dildos.
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Its really so funny that people who treat me like shit get offended when me finally do the same to them.
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Guys, if she just wants to be friends then borrow $250 from her & never pay her back. Like a real friend would.
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Fridge is a perfect example of 'What matters is what's inside'
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