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Mark Twain Religion Quotes
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9 entries tagged Religion quotes by Mark Twain.
Last updated May 2024
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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious - unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind and keep them shut by force
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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey
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If there is a God, he is a malign thug
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The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey!
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Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain
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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.
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In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination.
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.
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