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I will strike upon those who do evil things. Mark my words. I will soon start a thunder storm
Unknown
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Nobody can hurt me without my permission
Matthew Stark
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying
Matthew Stark
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Well, when I talk, the teacher should shut up. I shut up when she's talking
Emly Beights
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Yo mama is so hairy, she went to the zoo and the zookeeper said, Hey! We got a loose gorilla!
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Yo mama is so ugly, that's not the hair on her head, that's her beard running away from her face
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Yo mama is so fat, it took two tablets,two iphones and one iPad to get her full picture
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Yo mama is so stupid, she got stranded inside Walmart, slept on the floor and starved to death
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Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a fruit punch was a gay boxer
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Yo mama is so fat, she has to take a shower at a car wash
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Yo mama is so fat, she ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
Unknown
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Yo mama is so fat, she puts ketchup on tylenol
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Yo mama is so fat, Bigfoot couldn't believe his eyes
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Yo mama is so fat, it took the whole week to drive ahead of her
Unknown
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Hurricanes are like women. When they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave, they take your house and car
Unknown
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Those who believe in Telekinetics, raise my hand.
Unknown
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Unknown
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I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names
Demetri Martin
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I think the Worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades
Demetri Martin
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I love learning bad things about people I don't like. You can throw it in their face.
Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem
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