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Have you ever felt that your first crush was the one you should be with for the rest of your life? Back when I was in school, I had the biggest crush on this girl and I always think about her. There were a few times when I later ran into her at a store. When that happened, I started thinking that it was fate that made it happen to bring us together like that and I never worked up the nerve to ask her out because every time I saw her, I froze up. I'm sure it's too late now because it's been so many years when I last saw her. I found out that one of my cousins went to school with her in high school and he said that she was engaged. When he told me, I felt hurt and depressed. Now, I don't know if I should give up on love. I'm 35 years old and maybe it is too late for me to ever find love
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Your mama is so fat, she went to the community pool and everybody had to clear the state before she jumped in
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Your mama is so fat and ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of her
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Your mama is so fat, she went to Walmart and everybody left starving to death
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Your mama is so fat and stupid,she got offensive when buzz lightyear said to Infiniti and beyond
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Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and she said, OK if you insist.
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Your mama is so fat, she tried to swim in the ocean with the dolphins, but they had to clear out to give her enough space
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Your mom is so fat, superman found something more effective than planet Krypton
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